St Audries At Ouse Vacancies
Here is a list of vacancies we have. If you think you may be up to the task, please apply.
| Position | Name |
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Teachers |
New teachers are always welcome. But we only accept teachers who we either know well or are interviewed by us. All teachers must be expert in the cane, and will be asked to demonstrate their expertise. Only highly accurate teachers will be appointed. |
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Janitors |
If anyone wishes to take up this post, please apply. Duties will include cleaning up the odd bit of mess and telling tales on naughty pupils. |
| Matron | The job of Matron will consist of ensuring the good health of pupils. This will mean liberal helpings of Castor oil, inspections and also ensuring pupils remain smart in their uniform whilst at school. |