School STAFF

All teachers are to be called Sir or Miss, dependant upon their gender.

All Pupils will stand when a teacher enters the room and will only sit down when told to do so.

All Teachers are to be obeyed without question.

Would ALL teachers (both day and night school) please be so kind as to prepare a lesson, as any teacher may be called upon to teach, at any time. Lessons should be planned to last thirty minutes. Lessons can be ANY topic, but the more fun and interactive involvement, the better.

Position Name

HeadMistress

Ms C. Payne
Deputy Head, Head of Mind and Body Coordination (Dance, for the thick) Ms Eternal Patience

Chairman of Governers

Mr. Spankwell
Head of Maths Ms. Marissa
Head

of Horticulture

Mr Tippler
Head of Arts and Crafts Madam Essentia and Master Tony
Head of Biology

 

Mr. S.A. Distic
School Inspector Mr MegaStar