The school is starting, We are assembled,
Girls and boys ready, Eager and keen
Teachers just can't wait, they are assembled,
With tawse and canes, they are so mean.

We are all yearning, for all of the learning.
Teachers will teach, to all of the class.
Praise for the teaching, praise for the learning,
Thanks to the teachers, as they cane our ass.

There is no wealth, greater than knowledge,
After assembly, we'll do our thing.
We'll pass out of this school, into a college,
With all the education, this is a crap song to sing.

The school is starting, We are assembled,
Girls and boys ready, Lets go to our class.
Teachers just can't wait, they are assembled,
With tawse and canes, they use on our ass.